Welcome to the Warp Zone

Does anyone else sometimes wonder if this isn’t all a big game. A simulation. I think it could be. So why not use the cheat codes and make our own rules! Create your own game within the game and build your own reality. I remember how excited I was playing the very first Super Mario Brothers when someone showed me that I could get a hundred lives in the very first level. Then I didn't have to worry so much about dying or playing perfectly. I could explore and have more fun. And when I found those warp zones that meant I could just skip the parts I didn't want to play anymore? Hello! And what about the tricks to get all those extra coins? I didn't have to search so hard and work for every single coin. I could get hundreds. Easily. All at once. I really do channel these lessons I learned as a child playing Nintendo into my life today. I refuse to toil my days away for a measly coin every now and then. Or to waste my time fighting annoying goombas by physically using my energy to jump on their heads. You guys...We don't need to jump on them one by one. Just get the flower power and roll right through those clowns. You never know...there could be gold under the next rock. A tunnel straight to the princess. Wings to carry you to wherever you desire to go. Let’s Warp!